Ginsberg's "The Lion For Real" LOLcatted

L10N: I is in ur living rm
pwnin yr living space

G1NSBRG: O NOES!!1!

ST3N06R4PHRS: We can has windowbangshutting

L10N: German stenograprs LOLz

G1NSBRG: *goes to Paterson*

G0ND0R14N5: *change calendar*

L10N: Wrong poem lus3rs. PWND!

G0ND0R14N5: *ignore L10N*

R31CH14N 4N4LY5T: *ignores G1NSBRG*

G1NSBRG: WTF? Hmpf!
I can has old boyfriend?
I'm in ur place
getting drunk wit u an ur grlfriend
I can has kiss? I has L10N!

0LD B0YFR13ND: MAH EYEBROW DOES NOT HAEV A FLAVOR

G1NSBRG: O YES IT DOES

0LD B0YFR13ND: *kicks G1NSBRG out*

G1NSBRG: I'm in ur jeep
consolin mahself

J03Y: WTF u callin me abt man?

G1NSBRG: I'm listenin ur poetries
hearin all sorts beasts

J03Y: I'm in ur -

G1NSBRG: So you are.

J03Y: U has lions LOLz so delicat
Xcept has no self, no bars,
and so u can has no lion
no monster fr bridegroom
kthxbai

G1NSBRG: Feh. Pwned. Haxx0red. WTF?
O, right: door.
O NOES! L10N! ANGREE L10N! SPLODEY ANGREE L10N!?

L10N: Allen u r such a drama queen

G1NSBRG: *preens*

G1NSBRG: I has a broccoli.
I has a bath.

G1NSBRG: *gazes at L10N*

L10N: *gazes back*

G1NSBRG: U don look so good

L10N: ....

G1NSBRG: *gazes at L10N some more*

L10N: I'm in ur nightmares
bein' ur central organizing principle

G1NSBRG: Terrible Presence! U can has eat me or WTF?

L10N: U IZ PWNZ0RED!
Not this tiem Baby
but I will be back

G1NSBRG: Hai L10N

G1NSBRG: *ping L10N*
L10N: [AFK]

G1NSBRG: Hai L10N
U gon eat me or what?

G1NSBRG: *ping L10N*
L10N: [AFK]

Waiting G1NSBRG is waiting.